Dave's Armoury — He Builds Robots

SECTION 01 — HEAVY MACHINERY

The Robots

Every machine in the shop earns its keep. Payload ratings approximate. Judgment ratings unavailable.

Orange industrial robot arm gripping a power tool in a workshop — UNIT 01 — THE ARM Payload: unreasonable Hobbies: high-fives at full torque

Six-wheeled robot rover with a camera mast parked in a workshop — UNIT 02 — THE ROVER Top speed: yes Terrain: driveways, dreams

Humanoid robot in dramatic workshop lighting — UNIT 03 — THE HUMANOID Poses: dramatic only Off switch: negotiable

SECTION 02 — QUALITY CONTROL DEPT.

The Dogs

Every build is inspected. Every sandwich is supervised. No exceptions.

Border collie sitting proudly on a workshop floor surrounded by robot parts — INSPECTOR 01 Specialty: structural sniff tests

Golden retriever wearing safety goggles next to a robot arm on a workbench — INSPECTOR 02 Certified: PPE compliant since forever

SECTION 03 — BEHIND THE CAMERA

Film director on a studio set holding a cinema camera rig, monitors glowing behind

The Director

Behind every robot is a guy with a camera, a plan, and safety margins best described as "cinematic." Dave doesn't just build the machines — he makes them famous.

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